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You are about to hear the greatest bar ever written about my career. It will be loud. That is the point.

some n****s
make millions

other n****s
make memes

21 Savage, "a lot" (2018). Grammy winner. Correct.

jonah: why not both 🤷‍♂️

Growth engineer. Founder of FindClout. I make millions off memes. 5 billion views and counting. Pick your side.

01 · the offer

i make brands omnipresent

Translation: your product in front of 100M high-income American consumers at $0.66 CPM. Distribution, UGC, paid, search. All of it pointed at one outcome: a product people cannot scroll past. Built for DTC, fintech, prediction markets, and challenger brands.

📈
5B+
views delivered
💰
2B+
views sold
🧑‍🤝‍🧑
15,000+
vetted creators
🏢
50+
brands
200,000+ posts tracked120+ campaigns$0.66 avg CPM30+ on the teamevery view verified before a dollar moves
galaxy brain: how to buy attention in america
🧠

Run the ads yourself. $20 CPM. Meta eats your lunch.

🧠✨

Hire an agency. Same ads, plus a 20% fee and a Slack channel.

🌌

Hire the guy who literally owns the pages.

🌌🔮

Hire the guy who owns the pages, knows every network founder personally, has 15,000 creators on speed dial, and pays out on verified views only. $0.66 CPM. Hi.

02 · the moat

the one thing you can't copy

Any agency can buy the same ads. None of them have this: I know the founder of every major American distribution network personally, and I run a network of 15,000 vetted creators that has already pushed five billion views. That relationship layer is the moat. Spend can't replicate it. Believe me, people have tried.

virgin agency

  • "Let's circle back on the deck"
  • Buys impressions, reports impressions
  • Has never posted a meme in their life
  • Bills you for the Slack channel
  • Six-week onboarding
  • Pays creators in "exposure"

chad jonah

  • Owns the pages. Knows the founders. Runs the creators.
  • Sells views, verifies views, pays on views
  • Has been posting memes since age 13
  • Builds the tooling himself, overnight
  • Live in a week, 100M views a month
  • Has paid creators hundreds of thousands of real dollars
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Jonah at 3am: "what if we just bought 100 million views"
03 · the playbook

the whole playbook

Same stuff the pros do. Explained in the only format that matters.

01 · distribution
🙅‍♂️Paying $20 CPM to show a banner to someone's aunt
😎
The best American faceless network on earth. 15,000 vetted creators, the #1 sports audience: wealthy American men who never put their phones down. Full brand safety. Lowest CPM anywhere.
02 · ugc
🙅‍♂️Fiverr freelancer holding your product like a grenade
😎
The teams that run UGC for the biggest companies in tech. When a piece wins, we push it across the biggest pages we all know and love.
03 · short form
🙅‍♂️Content that "sits"
😎
Editors who treat virality as a craft. The sharpest, funniest short-form teams in the game. Built to spread.
04 · street interviews
🙅‍♂️Your intern with a mic in a parking lot
😎
The top street-interview creators in the country, paired with the distribution to make each one go viral. A format that prints attention.
05 · paid media
🙅‍♂️Setting a budget and praying to Zuck
😎
The best Meta and Google operators alive, with AI in the loop. Every result audited, every message re-tested automatically. The account compounds instead of plateaus.
06 · search & outbound
🙅‍♂️"Hope this email finds you well"
😎
Cold outbound that books meetings. Programmatic SEO that spins up thousands of pages. Answer engine optimization so when your buyer asks ChatGPT, your brand is the answer.
07 · the network
🙅‍♂️Hiring one guy
😎
Hiring one guy who knows every major distribution founder personally. You are not hiring an operator. You are plugging into everyone I know.
04 · the lore

how it started / how it's going

how it started

🎮

Age 13. Running a Minecraft server as a real operation: a paying community with its own economy, built and managed by hand. It made money. It grew. I ran it like the little business it was.

how it's going

📈💸

5B+ views. 2B+ sold. 50+ brands. 30 people. Pages with millions of followers, a network of 15,000 creators, and the ad engine behind some of the biggest pages online. Still chronically online. Never logged off.

I never logged off, I just grew up, and the instinct grew up with me. The server became feeds. I got obsessed with what makes something spread. Then I wired ads into the content programmatically, became the ad engine for some of the biggest pages online, and that turned into FindClout. I never set out to build a company. I just monetized what I was never going to stop doing.

Side quest: I always wanted to be a real developer and could never quite get there. The day Claude Code hit beta I was on it before you could even run it on a subscription, burning $40 an hour watching it clear bugs I'd been stuck on for weeks. My friend Tim watched and said it plainly: "you are a developer now." Now I build every tool and system behind all of this myself.

The engine: people call it a grind. To me it's a video game. 18 hours a day and it has never once felt like work. I put in twice the effort, then multiply it across 30 people as bought-in as I am. Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. I took that literally.

05 · the lab

speedrun any%

Velocity is the skill. Most of these went from idea to working product in one night. The point was never any single one. It's that almost anything can be built, fast.

flagship
FindClout
findclout.com

The engine under everything here. 200,000 posts tracked, every view verified, every creator paid programmatically.

live
UGC Lab
ugclab.findclout.com

An operating system for creator teams. Scheduling, editing queue, campaign payouts. All in one place.

no editor
Formats Studio
FindClout

Programmatic video ads. Live odds cards, charts, banners rendered to MP4 by the thousand.

one night
UpOnly
uponly.win

A decentralized leveraged perpetual futures exchange. Nothing to working product in a single night.

early
Agentic Browser
agentic-browser.com

A Chrome extension that drives your whole browser on autopilot. Built years before agents were cool.

a whole vpn
PeterVPN
chrome extension

A full VPN, shipped as a browser extension. Yes really.

stablecoins
Coinnect
coinnect.us

Non-custodial stablecoin payments for local businesses, with rails to off-ramp straight to ACH.

reply guy
ReplyGuy
replyguy.work

Automated reply tooling for B2B marketing on X. One of many distribution engines I've built.

checkmate
Gambet
gambet.win

Peer-to-peer chess wagering, settled in USDC.

06 · brands that fw me

the ones who bet early

PolymarketNovigWagrVenice AIUndetectable AIMindgraspFavoritedFomo FamilyDavid Protein

Plus several of the year's biggest that legally cannot be named yet. You know who you are.

My mom: so what do you actually do
Me: I make money off memes
My mom:
Me: five billion views, mom
My mom: is that a lot
Me: a lot.